Toilet Humor

Lowly Toilet Paper Holders serve their time swathed in tissue and taken for granted, at least until the roll runs out.

But the roller, you see, is really where it's at. Made from wood and brass, and built with durable spring tension, the Toilet Paper Holder from our Linfield collection is modeled on a sexy period original.

If your eyes roll at that description, realize that some people actually get excited over this stuff.

Our resident "hardware archaeologist" Bo Sullivan, for instance, claims that it's the sexiest piece of period hardware we make. (This, from a guy who spent his early teens mucking around in stinky harbor mud for old bottles.)

Did toxic exposure during his formative years warp his perceptions of "sexiness"? We bet Bo would like to know what you think.